Friday, March 8, 2013

Tomorrow’s the Big Day! (200th Post!)

Late Tuesday afternoon, Tom and Benny came by while I was in the yard cleaning up after Buster.  Once inside, I introduced them to everyone and when they saw Aunt Sarah starting to fix dinner, Tom apologized to her, telling her they were “kidnapping” me for my bachelor party. Then he invited my male cousins along.  I mentioned to Tom that most of them were straight, but he didn’t seem to mind; “The more the merrier!” he said.  Of course T.J. wanted to come along, but knowing my friends the way I do, I made sure that he stayed home with Aunt Sarah and cousin Jenna.  He may be my Best Man on tomorrow (tomorrow!!), but I didn’t want to warp his brain any more than it already was; he is only sixteen after all.
Benny practically pushed me out of the kitchen and up to my room so I could change and twenty minutes later I was tossing my car keys to Trace so he, Paul, Ryan and Tommy could follow Tom’s car.  After Clay, Mike and I climbed into the back of Tom’s car, the nine of us were off.  The first place we ended up was Brooklyn Bowl – a bowling alley in Williamsburg.  I was totally confused by the choice, but when we got inside, there were twenty other guys there, all friends of mine, and we had the place to ourselves for a couple of hours.  That was a lot of fun – beer and pizza and burgers and bowling.  After that, we all climbed into our respective cars and headed to Times Square, where the guys took me to a drag show at Lips. It was one of the funniest shows I’d seen in a long time.  Afterward we headed downtown and started club hopping.  We started at Splash, but Tuesdays are College Night.  Since we didn’t want to be surrounded by frat boys and wannabes, we left pretty quickly and headed to The Monster in the Village where we danced for a couple of hours in-between ogling the go-go boys.  Most of the guys started saying their good-nights around midnight, they did have to work the next day, so leaving was understandable.  Only they didn’t go home as I found out later.  

Tom and Benny and Me and my cousins left Monster a little before 1 a.m. and walked in the night for a bit before heading to the train.  Tom and Benny took us only a few stops and a little bit before 2 a.m. we ended up at what I thought was a warehouse.  It turned out to be this artist-studio/loft of the friend of a friend and when we got upstairs, all the guys were there – they had gone ahead of us to surprise me with the real bachelor party!  The music was pumping and there was more than enough food and booze.  About a half hour after my cousins and I got there was when the strippers showed up!  There were three of them, each one looking as if he just stepped out of an International Male catalogue!  They each took a turn doing their dance routine which ended with each of them letting me run my hands over their bodies as they each gave me a lap dance.  

I must admit, it was pretty fun having three naked men pay attention to me, even if I did know they were being paid to do it.  But as fun as it was, they just weren’t my type.  Despite the fact that they were buff beyond belief, each one was either manscaped within an inch of their lives or were totally shaved.  The one guy that had a foreskin was also the one guy with no pubic hair whatsoever, not even any stubble!  It was like he had shaved just a few hours before showing up at the party.  Anyway, I did what I was expected to do – pawed them a little, squeezed a hard nipple or two, lightly spanked their asses and manhandled their junk. I ooh-ed and ahh-ed at the size of their hard dicks, when in truth, I’ve seen bigger.  Around 4 a.m. the strippers left and soon after that the guests started saying their good-byes again, this time for real.  (I wonder how many of them actually made it to work.)

Around 5:30 I woke my cousins and told them we were leaving to get the cars, which meant a trip to the parking garage on 4oth Street in Midtown before we could drive back to the house.  Aunt Sarah was in the kitchen making coffee when we all stumbled in and before you know it, she was cooking breakfast then shooing us all to bed.  I woke up briefly around noon then drifted off again for another couple of hours.  

Ian left for his brother’s after he got home from work.  He asked me how my night out with the guys went while he was packing the last few items, and I told him everything (well, almost everything).  I’m sure his night out was just as fun and eventful as mine was.

It’s been kind of lonely at night since Ian went to spend his last few single nights with his brother.  Not that I was lonely, mind you, with all the guests we have, but I really dislike sleeping alone in our bed.  And after tomorrow, I hope never to have to sleep alone again.

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